by Joseph | Feb 7, 2019 | Blog
What was that? I looked around the 5’x4′ cubicle walls, and heard a distant drip, drip as I smelled the dank musty air. The chair I sat on felt hard as stone. I hadn’t heard from another employee in the past 3 days with the exception of a faint...
by Joseph | Jan 20, 2019 | Blog
Ten of them stared hungrily at me. After three months, it all came down to this one meeting. One meeting and the opinions of the ten office zombies in this room. I needed 6 of them to agree with me in order to approve my project. The only problem:office zombies love...
by Joseph | Jan 7, 2019 | Blog
I’ll never forget that conversation. It was a rainy, humid day, 1496 days into my time in cubicle prison. I still had 5 months before I would leave to launch my new life. Today they had me painting buildings along with about 20 others at the bottom of the food...
by Joseph | Sep 18, 2018 | Blog
Like most workplaces, I found myself surrounded by a large number of … well zombies. That’s what I’ll call them. Zombie careerism runs rampant around us. Get a pay check. Work hard. Get a promotion. Rinse and repeat. Zombie Career: The Bite My...
